> "LIFETIME ACCESS" "Own It Forever" "Lifetime Updates" Who's lifetime? The lifetime of the service, or until whoever is running it loses interest in it? This

> "LIFETIME ACCESS" "Own It Forever" "Lifetime Updates" Who's lifetime? The lifetime of the service, or until whoever is running it loses interest in it? This doesn't seem like a "forever" situation - forever is a really long time. I run a cloud service side-hustle and I'd never make these kinds of claims.