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I'm fine, enjoying my book.

• cpncrunch 1mo ago
  Don't you think that if you have time to read your book then you don't really need to poop yet? Why not just wait until you're ready to go in?
  • squidbeak 1mo ago
    Who says the readers are waiting while they sit? What's the rush out of there? Maybe this will make the concept easier for you to understand - Restaurant: sit, eat, drink, chatter, coats, car, home. Toilet: sit, splash, tinkle, read, wipe, wash, out.
    • cpncrunch 1mo ago
      Sure, but the actual splash act just takes a minute at most, and usually about 10 seconds for me. I don't understand how you can have time to read anything.
    • wizzwizz4 1mo ago
      You're getting your book dirty for what is, as far as I can understand, no real reason. Why not read your book after washing your hands? (If you have a severe chair shortage, then sure, I can sort of understand: sitting to read is pleasant.)
      • squidbeak 1mo ago
        It's worth clarifying, toilet-readers don't typically shit on their books.
        • dolmen 1mo ago
          The books contained shit long before entering the toilets.