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Last retreat I went on the CFO drove drunk around 350 miles to get there. The CEO insisted on heavy drinking for everyone. Then he ordered one of everything on

Last retreat I went on the CFO drove drunk around 350 miles to get there. The CEO insisted on heavy drinking for everyone. Then he ordered one of everything on the menu the next morning at a Cracker Barrel for himself and wasted a ton of food. I found out he had a cocaine addiction about a month before the company was acquired. They also had orgies in the office break rooms and gave out a machete to everyone as a Christmas gift. Amongst the many crazy times… My fraternity was more tame and we used to have guys gazing each other in the main room during parties.

waste_monk 2mo ago
>They also had orgies in the office break rooms and gave out a machete to everyone as a Christmas gift Hopefully not at the same time, otherwise there would be opportunity for many kinds of unfortunate mishaps.
- itsmemattchung 2mo ago
  The image of these two occurring at the same time haha
jrflowers 2mo ago
>They also had orgies in the office break rooms Bring your hole self to work
Der_Einzige 2mo ago
Reminds me of the tik tok of the guy who just starts giving out new machetes in packages to homeless people.
clemailacct1 2mo ago
Dude, that company sounds awesome!
- DANmode 2mo ago
  If you’re looking for employment that’s as stable as a minor-league cartel, sure. Coke, machetes, and drunk driving gets your passion moved? Concisely, seek help.
  - jrflowers 2mo ago
    Still sounds better than a retail job I had
  - clemailacct1 2mo ago
    It’s a joke, buddy. You must be fun at parties.
    - DANmode 2mo ago
      > You must be fun at parties In the context, this is funnier than your “joke” was!
ocschwar 2mo ago
> My fraternity was more tame and we used to have guys gazing each other in the main room during parties. Joining a fraternity makes you jointly and severally liable for anything your frat brothers do. It's the very opposite of working or investing in a limited liability company. Makes sense for a fraternity to be more tame...

waste_monk 2mo ago

>They also had orgies in the office break rooms and gave out a machete to everyone as a Christmas gift Hopefully not at the same time, otherwise there would be opportunity for many kinds of unfortunate mishaps.

itsmemattchung 2mo ago
The image of these two occurring at the same time haha

jrflowers 2mo ago

>They also had orgies in the office break rooms Bring your hole self to work

Der_Einzige 2mo ago

Reminds me of the tik tok of the guy who just starts giving out new machetes in packages to homeless people.

clemailacct1 2mo ago

Dude, that company sounds awesome!

DANmode 2mo ago
If you’re looking for employment that’s as stable as a minor-league cartel, sure. Coke, machetes, and drunk driving gets your passion moved? Concisely, seek help.
- jrflowers 2mo ago
  Still sounds better than a retail job I had
- clemailacct1 2mo ago
  It’s a joke, buddy. You must be fun at parties.
  - DANmode 2mo ago
    > You must be fun at parties In the context, this is funnier than your “joke” was!

ocschwar 2mo ago

> My fraternity was more tame and we used to have guys gazing each other in the main room during parties. Joining a fraternity makes you jointly and severally liable for anything your frat brothers do. It's the very opposite of working or investing in a limited liability company. Makes sense for a fraternity to be more tame...