This entire post was written/prompted as a pitch for the author's own concurrency framework. These types of "current state of the world - bad, my solution - goo

This entire post was written/prompted as a pitch for the author's own concurrency framework. These types of "current state of the world - bad, my solution - good" posts have been annoying for far longer than LLMs have been around, but the LLMified over-embellishment coupled with the vagueness makes it so much worse.