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An electric toothbrush can never break: it can only become a toothbrush. You should never see an “Electric Toothbrush Temporarily Out of Order” sign, just “Elec
by hokkos 2mo ago
An electric toothbrush can never break: it can only become a toothbrush. You should never see an “Electric Toothbrush Temporarily Out of Order” sign, just “Electric Toothbrush Temporarily Manual.” Sorry for the exercise.
- encrypted_bird 2mo agoRIP Mitch Hedburg
- herodoturtle 2mo agoLove this comment <3 For those of you that are wondering, Mitch Hedburg was a relatively famous stand-up comedian whose special went viral. In said special was this classic: “I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, only 'escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.’” RIP indeed.
- BoppreH 2mo agoGenerally true, but don't forget that some people are disabled and absolutely need the electric functions. "Escalator temporarily stairs" is funny until your foot is in a cast. Same goes for those seemingly-useless, single-purpose kitchen devices. You're just probably not in the target audience.