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A wooden battering ram from the ceiling does wonders. The fog&dog&log never fails.

• bombcar 3mo ago
  That would legitimately be horrifying - you break in somewhere, suddenly all is dark and fog spreads everywhere, then the growling begins and then you're Ewok'd from behind by a tree.
  • kraquepype 3mo ago
    A series of booby traps based on a phonetic pattern would be hilarious. fog, dog, log, jog, hog, bog, pog, nog Enveloping fog Dogs and wild pigs set loose Log launches at you off a treadmill Trap door drops you into a flooded basement Barrage of paper disks Eggnog super soakers
    • bombcar 3mo ago
      We've the plot for the next Home Alone - Kevin McCallister is now grown up trying to develop a home security company ...
• sneak 3mo ago
  And afterwards, you can call Brick Top and feed ‘em to the pigs.