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Well my curtains and light open and close on a schedule so they won’t tell them much. Also who can afford to drive to work anymore?

• darkwater 4mo ago
  That didn't stop the thieves in Home Alone...
  • thaumasiotes 4mo ago
    The thieves in Home Alone already knew that the family was gone.
    • darkwater 4mo ago
      Exactly my point, they just verified that the Christmas lights were on a schedule one last time before breaking in the other houses.