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Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
by amandle 5mo ago
Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
- _doctor_love 5mo agoI used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
- EGreg 5mo agoPeter Ilyich Tchaikovsky was born in Votkinsk, May 7 1840. When he was a little boy he never played out in the streets of Votkinsk like the other little children of Votkinsk, because when Tchaikovsky was one month old, his parents moved to St. Petersburg. — Victor Borge
- _doctor_love 5mo agoPut up in a place where it is easy to see the cryptic admonishment T.T.T ¨ When you feel how depressingly slowly you climb it's well to remember that Things Take Time -- Piet Hein
- mjcohen 5mo agoAs Victor said, his parents were very upset when they came home and found him in front of a roaring fire, because they did not have a fireplace.
- jimt1234 5mo agoIf you don't like a parade, run in the opposite direction to fast-forward it.