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Every one of these articles gets the pitch of these toilets completely wrong - for every person, and in every scenario, these are not universally better. Consi

• radley 14y ago
  You're thinking either/or instead of "finishing the job". When you dive into a mud pit, do you wipe yourself off with paper towels until you're done, or do you use a bit of soap & water?
  • runjake 14y ago
    I think you completely missed his point.
    • masukomi 14y ago
      I can confirm @aptimpropriety's claim after having tested this in bidets in multiple countries. It doesn't matter how high you turn on the water pressure, if you grab a piece of toilet paper afterwards it seems to always find some... remainders.
      • radley 14y ago
        Use the paper first. Then some soap & water.
        • dennisgorelik 14y ago
          Or just take a shower afterwards.
      • DigitalJack 14y ago
        I believe those are referred to as "Klingons." I've never had the opportunity to use a bidet, but on top of the lack of a thorough cleaning, aren't you dripping wet after? Even in a half squat after the fact, I would expect this unsanitary water to run down one's legs.
        • CanSpice 14y ago
          The article states "Even still, many users of bidets use some amount of toilet paper, especially for drying purposes."
          • DigitalJack 14y ago
            Sure, but now you are chasing rivulets of fecal water running down your legs. That is some shit I'd rather not deal with.
            • aplusbi 14y ago
              Perhaps you are one of the stand-to-wipe types, but if you remain seated throughout the drying operation you will not have to deal with any rivulets. Also some toilets have an air-dryer.
              • mibbitier 14y ago
                Air dryers are incredibly bad. Hand dryers are practically a waste of time since they barely do anything IMHO.
                • aplusbi 14y ago
                  Having used a toilet with an air dryer I will say it worked, although toilet paper is far quicker. It is kind of nice to have hot air blown up your ass though.
                • mrb 14y ago
                  Hand dryers are very efficient! They don't seem to do anything for the first ~20 seconds, but in the last 5 seconds you feel all the water evaporating. That's because only the water surface evaporates, until your skin is exposed dry. You are probably like most people who I see use them in public bathroom, using them only for <10 seconds.
      • Hannan 14y ago
        While my mom was in home hospice, someone purchased these for us to help her: http://goo.gl/9YcQh http://goo.gl/9YcQh After she passed, my Dad just threw them in the guest bathroom. Using both paper and these (preferred order is up to the user) seems to fit the bill for just about any, uh, circumstance, and I've had numerous people make positive comments on it which is strange in and of itself. At first I thought it was a bit wasteful, but I think many times you can get by with less total paper. YTPMV.
      • DavidB4 14y ago
        With Bidets you may be correct because you have less water flow and also less control of the direction. A hand held bathroom bidet sprayer is so much better than a stand alone bidet and this is why:1. It's less expensive (potentially allot less) 2. You can install in yourself = no plumber expense 3. It works better by providing more control of where the water spray goes and a greater volume of water flow. 4. It requires no electricity and there are few things that can go wrong with it. 5. It doesn't take up any more space, many bathrooms don't have room for a stand alone bidet. 6. You don’t have to get up and move from the toilet to the bidet which can be rather awkward at times to say the least. Available at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com http://www.bathroomsprayers.com
        • DavidB4 14y ago
          http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SX0ihULEMLY/UKrviKbI6kI/AAAAAAAAAKM/SdvE164lcOQ/s320/DSCN9921.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SX0ihULEMLY/UKrviKbI6kI/AAAAAAAAAK...
• wahnfrieden 14y ago
  They have more useful features than just the bidet/water stream, such as the heated seat and how they won't slam when you close the lid.
  • maratd 14y ago
    Just an FYI, Toto sells regular toilets in the US. They come with seats that don't slam. I think Toto also sells seats separately that do that.
• crusso 14y ago
  Very informative post. Thanks for getting into some details that were bouncing around in my mind. The article makes it sound as though you don't need toilet paper and that didn't sound quite right unless the jet was pretty significant and included some kind of soap.
  • CanSpice 14y ago
    The article actually states "...many users of bidets use some amount of toilet paper, especially for drying purposes."
    • mturmon 14y ago
      But it's confusing. It also says washlets "render toilet paper obsolete."
    • crusso 14y ago
      Drying purposes != Cleaning purposes. The only thing worse than cleaning feces paste off my butt with paper that shields my hand would be cleaning diluted feces water off my butt with paper that soaks the water through to my hand.
• AndyIngram 14y ago
  shattaf's (North American salad sprayer but for the restroom) work much better then the Japanese toilets, however I would only want to use one in my residence not a public/work restroom. They are common in Brazil and the Middle East, I think the heat makes being "unclean" a bigger issue.
  • subpixel 14y ago
    Wow, I've never hear of a shattaf before. Is incredible aim required, or does it just spray all over and go through a drain in the floor?
    • AndyIngram 14y ago
      It is a fairly simple process, you do it while seated so the water falls into the toilet.
  • hcarvalhoalves 14y ago
    Both shattafs and bidets (which is the whole separate ceramic apparatus, not just the spray) are common here in Brazil. I always though it was because of bigger French/Islamic influence.
    • AndyIngram 14y ago
      That may be right. Maybe the Portuguese brought them over after being influenced by France.
    • nandemo 14y ago
      Are bidets really that common in Brazil? I had one in my old home but I don't recall spotting them in new houses or apartments.
• utopkara 14y ago
  There is something wrong with your jet/mud/arm analogy, because it doesn't translate the real life results. The size, location, mobility, etc. make a difference. Also, these toilets come with a warm air dryer as well. I also saw them for the first time at Google, and then I bought one for home. It saves a ton of waste and you'll be and feel cleaner afterwards. Granted, it does take a little more time to exit after you are done. But, if people were really in a hurry why would they keep a magazine/book by the toilet?
  • svdad 14y ago
    I must disagree -- in my experience, the jet/mud/arm analogy translates precisely into real life results. Also, should you find an additional paper pass to be necessary, you'll find it complicated by the fact that the area to be wiped is now wet. Toilet paper notoriously doesn't hold up well when soaking wet.
    • utopkara 14y ago
      Dunno, perhaps the brand makes a difference. Ours is Brondell. You need just a couple of pieces of toilet paper after the warm air dryer if any. Also, the warm seat, warm water, warm air changes the whole thing, especially in winter. For something that you will use every day, if you appreciate the advantages, I think $500 is an acceptable price.
• Aloisius 14y ago
  I would like to point out that women use washlets when they urinate and they are, especially with a built-in dryer, infinitely better than toilet paper alone. Further, they shouldn't require much precision as the area we are talking about isn't all that large. Of course, until you get to the high end models, you generally don't get position adjustment or oscillating cleansing. Maybe the Google ones you used were just poor? The ones I used in Japan ranged from excellent to ok.
  • brc 14y ago
    Congrats on introducing the female 'angle' as it were. A group of male engineer types discussing the merits would tend to completely forget that a huge percentage of toilet visits are by females for no 1 purposes only, and perhaps a light wash followed by a quick blow dry are more than sufficient. I have tried these in Japan and the first time I hit the squirt button I got a shock-inducing surprise at how accurate they are. It's like they are laser guided or something, such is the accuracy of hitting the target.
• ChuckMcM 14y ago
  This is pretty insightful. I used them at Google as well and discovered similar variabilities. Doing some A/B testing (trust me testing on the toilet is encouraged there :-) I did find that I used less paper, but not 'no' paper. And it wasn't just for 'drying purposes' it was to insure everything had been taken care of. Another observation was that you got better with the wash over time. Once familiarized with the placement controls of the unit and the 'feel' (sorry) of the action you could achieve better results. There was some interesting speculation on what a 'complete' fix might entail, and one of the hardware engineers put a 'watts up' meters in line with the seat to get a read on its actual usage (about .037 kwH per month), My take away was that it was an improvement but not a $1,500 improvement (or $4,500 if I wanted to do it to all three toilets in my house). It also increases water usage, albeit modestly, which is sort of anti-california but that was before I talked with the toilet guys who said the water saving toilets only save water on urine flushes since it it typical for solid matter to require more than one flush cycle. (it still saves water but still).
• wilfra 14y ago
  you're doing it wrong.
• jetako 14y ago
  Sounds like your hairy ass is the real problem. Ever considered trimming down there? Dry paper might afford you the illusion of cleanliness, but I guarantee you your bum remains dirty without a thorough washing.
• mistercow 14y ago
  No, they definitely don't replace toilet paper. But they can make it so you don't have to use nearly as much.
• CamperBob2 14y ago
  Then - imagine if you put mud on a place with hair! Sounds like you just answered the question of why these are popular in Japan but not in America. Doesn't explain their popularity in Europe, though.
• grose 14y ago
  Hello, I've lived in Japan for about 3 years now and I find these toilets indispensable. For the situation you described, I have experienced the same thing but I have found that there are a few ways of getting around it. The main way is the "move" function, which oscillates the nozzle back and forth. Usually you can activate this by pressing the spray button twice or pressing a dedicated button. You can also usually manually adjust the nozzle position to better suit your needs. Additionally, some of them have dryers which further negates the need for toilet paper. My routine is usually spray, oscillate, check with one or two TP squares, and then dry. This saves me from a lot of hassle and saves a lot of toilet paper. Excuse my vulgarity, but I've had times where what would otherwise turn out to be a "nightmare shit" became a relatively pleasant experience. It's those times where I can really appreciate modern technology. I think Toto did a good job to try to get it to fit the majority of people's needs, but it seems some manual tweaking and button pushing is still necessary sometimes.
• veidr 14y ago
  I read a version of this argument in some US newspaper a while back. It completely misses the point. These ass-jet toilets are not intended to replace toilet paper. They are for getting your asshole (and ladyparts, but I can't testify on that topic) much cleaner in much less time than with conventional American toilets and dry paper alone. You use the ass-jet, then paper. That's how they work. (For a heinous bowel-movement situation, you might do paper, ass-jet, paper again.) You aren't supposed to skip the paper! Using your mud example, if you got mud all over your head, would you rather just keep scraping your head with dry paper towels, and use up a couple rolls worth and still have some mud left over, or use some water too? Same principle. If you take a perfect shit (love when that happens), then sure, it just slides out and leaves behind minimal debris. Great. But let's say you ate a plate of Uncle Jim's nachos the night before, along with a twelve pack of PBR, and you definitely didn't achieve shitting perfection this time. That is when these toilets really shine. The number of times you have to wipe your ass to achieve that comforting pure-white-no-residue final wipe, that tells you your asshole is clean, is astronomically higher with paper only than it is with an ass-jet plus paper. I mean, have you ever had one of those wipe-it-ten-time-and-dammit-it-still-isn't-clean kind of shits? You just never have that happen with the ass-jet. The water helps wash your doody-hole AND that moistens the toilet paper (for the first post-jet wipe). That makes it work better, just like a wet dishrag is more effective at cleaning a dish than a dry one. I personally would be surprised if populations that lack ass-jet toilets didn't have a higher incidence of hemmhorrhoids from all that wiping, over a lifetime. I don't think we have that long-term data yet. But from personal experience, they have saved me thousdands and thousands of asshole-wipes over the years, and I could never go back to a the barbaric American toilets of my youth. (When I moved back to America several years ago, I brought a Toto washlet toilet seat with me. And the new apartment that I just bought in Tokyo had many options to specify, but the toilet wasn't one of them--just as patio11 suggests above, the place came with a brand new whiz-bang model featuring the latest in shitter technology from Toto, complete with not only heated seat, ass-jet, and wall-mounted control panel, but also sensors that allow it to raise the seat automatically as I approach, and flush for me when I am done.)
  • anotherbadlogin 14y ago
    Toilet paper disintegrates on contact with water. So if you wipe a sodden ass with it, you're going to leave a coating of pulp in your crack. That's OK?