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The only people who find this joke funny don’t have any children.
by mynegation 5mo ago
The only people who find this joke funny don’t have any children.
- procaryote 5mo agoYou can have humour and children at the same time...
- delichon 5mo agoMy dad told it to me. I was the second backup.
- ahazred8ta 5mo agoThere's a star trek fan who has a primary dog and an emergency backup dog. There's also the british 'heir and a spare'.
- coldtea 5mo agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rU64yq-zU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rU64yq-zU
- tmseidman 5mo agoThird string
- coldtea 5mo agoOr people who have a sense of black humor. Never heard dads make dark puns and jokes of similar nature?
- jbm 5mo ago[flagged]
- throwaway132448 5mo agoCongrats you just invented someone for you to be mad at. Maybe lay off the rage bait for a little bit?
- ofjcihen 5mo ago>reddit Please go back.
- D13Fd 5mo agoSix kids here, I use the “we needed some backups” joke all the time.
- projektfu 5mo agoSounds like a game of Paranoia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_(role-playing_game) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_(role-playing_game)
- marton78 5mo agoAs a father, this is false.
- bdangubic 5mo ago10000% false (another father) :)))
- renewiltord 5mo agoI think I’m between the comments here. I think it’s funny to say we have a spare but I also think it’s not as funny to say “oh you have a spare”. It’s like a fat guy can joke about his fatness but you can’t.