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They've pivoted to good news. It's more absurd. https://theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-s-problems-solved-overnight-whil-1847752837/ https://theonion.com/br

• fhdkweig 6mo ago
  It is still bad news. The last sentence refers to things working out for everyone except the reader: "Sources went on to report that, due a minor oversight that also occurred as you slumbered, your student loans must still be repaid in full and are now subject to a highly predatory ballooning interest rate."
  • dietr1ch 6mo ago
    Oh, when I read it it says things are going great for everyone but you.