Maybe if I read more of that site or that author, or I wasn't close to falling asleep, this could have made sense to me. It didn't. The title certainly made me

Maybe if I read more of that site or that author, or I wasn't close to falling asleep, this could have made sense to me. It didn't. The title certainly made me wonder if I was having a stroke. I am now sure I didn't. Feel free to turn my statements into a bunch of probabilities.