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Sorry you got scammed, FIFA awarded me their 100m sprint gold medal so I'm the real fastest 100m runner in the world

• tombert 8mo ago
  You guys are idiots. I got an entire TV network to tell everyone I’m the fastest 100m sprinter in the world so that title should belong to me.
  • treetalker 8mo ago
    Meters and seconds (AND THEREFORE SPEED AND ACCELERATION) are a CON JOB and CONSPIRACY of the RADICAL LEFT!!1! Thank you for your attention to this TRUTHING! covfefe
  • Jamesbeam 8mo ago
    I just revised all the footage from the birds in your area and couldn’t find any proof of your claims. Lying to the Bird Intelligence Agency is a Feral catcrime.
    • tombert 8mo ago
      The birds, who many people are saying aren't even real, are SPREADING LIES from the RADICAL LEFT claiming I can't run 100 meters!
• lostlogin 8mo ago
  FIFA did themselves a solid punch in the face with that one. And to make it better, Trump kind of presented it to himself. Amazing. Key bit at about 35 seconds in. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassment-fifa-donald-trump-peace-prize https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassme...
  • throw-the-towel 8mo ago
    He presented it to himself? How Napoleonic!
  • pjc50 8mo ago
    FIFA were using it to get an anti corruption investigation cancelled. And the world cup and FIFA corruption are safe from Trump interference. Worked for them.