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Microsoft, it's time to hire some SREs.
by nottimbo 8mo ago
Microsoft, it's time to hire some SREs.
- lenerdenator 8mo agoWhy hire anyone to fix a problem when you can make an AI agent to "fix" it, tell investors about it to pump the price, and not fix anything knowing that you have a monopoly?
- arm32 8mo agoWe did hire some, boss! Soshie, Vizzy and Dexter. They're AI, but they're supposed to be way better than a human SRE. At least that's what the Sintra salesguy told us.
- rvz 8mo agoSo that's what the Tay, and Zoe AI bots were doing all this time after they were cancelled and banned off of Twitter. Working on the GitHub Azure migration and for years it's gone so well so far.
- kyleee 8mo agoI hope someone’s been reviewing their work in case they’ve been adding certain german related Easter eggs
- ferguess_k 8mo agoYes we did hire SREs, unfortunately they are in another continent and they only know how to pull others into the chat. We also have some AI too, do you want to try them? They are pretty good SREs, one of them wrote 100K lines of code in a week while another one reviews every line along the way. It was fantastic! Fantastic!! FANTASTIC!!! OK I have no idea about MSFT SREs, just to be /s.
- aruggirello 8mo agoClippy to the rescue! :-)
- VirusNewbie 8mo agoMicrosoft doesn't pay well enough to attract good SRE talent.