Why is this on front page? It is a total fluff piece with no real value. "But, he hinted to me, PHP and Zend will be providing client-side app-enabling tools."

Why is this on front page? It is a total fluff piece with no real value. "But, he hinted to me, PHP and Zend will be providing client-side app-enabling tools." There are already bunch of client-side app-enabling tools thousands of devs are using with PHP already. Holy shit .. but .. Zend is coming up with some awesome batshit secret new sauce for client-side that will work with PHP! Mind = Blown! </rant>