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I would gladly pretend to be CEO for the kind of pay she got. Blame it all on me, I'll take the money and go retire in Hawaii.

• denysvitali 1y ago
  There are probably cheaper places to retire (that will guarantee a longer retirement) than Hawaii - but your idea is good
  • barbazoo 1y ago
    The cheapest option is death, but even that costs you your life.
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  • rsynnott 1y ago
    You can't, as they say, take it with you.
• navigate8310 1y ago
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  • martin-t 1y ago
    You'd think that but AFAIK, there have only been 2 serious attempts to kill Trump and 0 to kill Musk[0] (I don't follow US politics much so idk which one of them you're referring to). Compare that to the number of mass shootings[1] and car rammings for the same period. It seems most killing is done by crazy people who are content to blame and attack society at large for their problems. Conversely, sane/intelligent/competent people who are able to identify the root causes of injustice rarely use violence. As a result, you're probably fine as long as other unhinged people see you as an ally even if a lot of sane people see you as an enemy. [0]: Apparently he claims 2 so I qualified it with "serious" because narcissists are known to inflate their claims and I can't be bothered to check his claims. [1]: Apparently what counts as a mass shooting is very inclusive (e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3aI67iWpA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3aI67iWpA ) so count only those intended to kill random strangers, not targeted attacks.
• Wurdan 1y ago
  She could probably pad her paycheques quite a bit with a book deal touting insider gossip, too.
  • vdfs 1y ago
    It wouldn’t be a surprise if that were covered by an NDA, but it also wouldn’t be surprising if it weren’t
• xyst 1y ago
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