I agree, but people don't want to hear that. Something must be done, think of the children. Political positions must be advanced, panicked news segments must be

I agree, but people don't want to hear that. Something must be done, think of the children. Political positions must be advanced, panicked news segments must be filmed, panel discussions must be held, Bill Maher has to run his mouth about conservatives, Rush Limbaugh has to run his mouth about liberals, opportunists must seize the moment, narratives must be created. Shit, man, there's too much gold in this tragedy to just throw it away! Nobody likes hearing that the universe is uncaring and unpredictable. That's just a fucking bummer.