The world was such a boring and dark place before everybody was constantly swiping on his smartphone in any situation, and before everysaid said basically got p

The world was such a boring and dark place before everybody was constantly swiping on his smartphone in any situation, and before everysaid said basically got piped through a bigtech data center, where their algorithms control its way. Now we finally have a tool where all of you can prove every day how strong/smart/funny/foo you are (not actually). How was life even possible without? So, don't be so pessimistic. ;)