* Guatemala starts a major war over Mexican espionage in Petén * Donald Trump is revealed to be the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto * President Nelson (prop

* Guatemala starts a major war over Mexican espionage in Petén * Donald Trump is revealed to be the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto * President Nelson (prophet of the LDS church) dies and is replaced by Dallin Oaks * Dugin writes a sequel to The Fourth Political Theory, titled The n+1'th Political Theory * New microscope finds the words "God was here" etched into every molecule in the universe * People become at least 5% cuter as estrogen/testosterone ratio continues to tip in that direction