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Too bad Microsoft is just a bunch of Ferengi in a trench coat.

• throwup238 2y ago
  That’s an insult to Ferengi. Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. Rule of Acquisition #57: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
  • jareklupinski 2y ago
    > Treasure them. this has a bit of a "To Serve Man" twist: you lock up treasure in a box, and keep it away from others
    • curtis3389 2y ago
      This is also known as "The Oracle Method"
  • slowmovintarget 2y ago
    You're assuming consumers are their customers. Consumer attention is the product now.
  • philistine 2y ago
    - Rom! How much did you pay for Activision? - 76.4 billion bars of latinum, brother. Grand Nagus Kottick told me it was a great deal. - Oh no, I’m ruined!