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Would this work: * put a warning wrap on your sandwich - danger - this sandwich may have laxatives added * if your sandwiches continue to go missing, label th
by deadlyllama 2y ago
Would this work:
* put a warning wrap on your sandwich - danger - this sandwich may have laxatives added
* if your sandwiches continue to go missing, label them AND add laxatives
- banannaise 2y agowell then you're specifically poisoning people who can't read English. Legally, there's really not a way around it besides simply not doing that.
- dheera 2y agoWhat if you needed the laxatives, medically?
- banannaise 2y agoDo you really think you're the first person to think of this? If you actually need a certain medication, and you absolutely must take it by putting it in your lunch, then I suppose you can feel free to explain that in a courtroom, but you should be reminded that perjury is a vey bad legal strategy and judges don't like to play games.