> The above model contains several Extremely Reasonable Assumptions (ERAs). [...] Another ERA is the Mayfly Parenthood Assumption, in which all parents perish i

> The above model contains several Extremely Reasonable Assumptions (ERAs). [...] Another ERA is the Mayfly Parenthood Assumption, in which all parents perish immediately upon naming their child, which makes the math substantially easier." This paper is just filled with hilarious quotes.