At Opsec HQ: Lieutenant: Captain! Captain! You've got to see this! Captain: What is it? Lieutenant: We just uncovered an entirely new ICBM design being deplo

At Opsec HQ: Lieutenant: Captain! Captain! You've got to see this! Captain: What is it? Lieutenant: We just uncovered an entirely new ICBM design being deployed right now by the Kremlin! Captain: Really, that's incredible! Lieutenant: Well, not quite. The fins are attached horizontally, the warhead is placed inside the booster, and the fuselage is an asian woman's face.