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Now I’m imagining a Costco acropolis. One membership for literally all your needs. Never leave Costco

• ericd 2y ago
  From Costco cradle to Costco grave.
  • modeless 2y ago
    Costco indeed sells both cribs and caskets. https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/coffins-and-caskets-at-costco-FOWQQJM2CFEWPNOHWH5DXQJFUE.jpg?auth=ce9d9e680ba099b3ed56769de7cd9eb97eb65df68237704b9c63cdeabc81b2d7 https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/co...
    • throwup238 2y ago
      Coming soon to a Costco near you: all-inclusive in vitro fertilization, from egg to Ivy League! (Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).