As April Fools jokes go, this is really well done. On one hand, this could easily be read as the musings of some overzealous, re-awakened and re-charged techbr

As April Fools jokes go, this is really well done. On one hand, this could easily be read as the musings of some overzealous, re-awakened and re-charged techbro/middle-manager who has tried and failed a few times. But this time, things are gonna be different.... But also, there's a modicum of truth in there. Only the experienced will recognize the red flags buried in the brush-away commentary.