Without meaning to detract from your point, "no one" is a bit hyperbolic. Elixir, Gleam, Caramel, and LFE all compile to BEAM, and Akka looks like a decent atte

Without meaning to detract from your point, "no one" is a bit hyperbolic. Elixir, Gleam, Caramel, and LFE all compile to BEAM, and Akka looks like a decent attempt at porting the VM semantics to JVM and .NET.