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I thought this was a 29 year old Male grasshopper...time for bed.

• hammyhavoc 3y ago
  He's a single parent looking for love.
  • baxtr 3y ago
    Could also be single and depressed. Soon turning 30 and all he has is just a bunch of soon-to-be-kids. Poor fellow.
• Smar 3y ago
  29 year old male grasshopper nest with eggs would certainly be something.
• elevatedastalt 3y ago
  I read it first as 29 year old M grasshopper has a nest egg, and I was like, fuck a damn grasshopper has beat me to FIRE.