Dude, you absolutely don't. There are plenty of places in the US where you can take public transit, walk, and bike to get everywhere that you need to. Just bec

Dude, you absolutely don't. There are plenty of places in the US where you can take public transit, walk, and bike to get everywhere that you need to. Just because you live in a miserable, car-bound, suburban hellscape doesn't mean that everyone else has to.