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Isn’t that the shortest sentence in the bible or something?

• hotnfresh 3y ago
  Close, shortest verse is: “Jesus wept”. Famous among kids who once attended Sunday school programs that asked them to recite a bible verse each Sunday. First kid to go always takes that one.
• lapetitejort 3y ago
  Perhaps in an apocryphal book, or the novelization of The Last Temptation of Christ
• billjings 3y ago
  I am so sorry, I have to flag this because seriously, but also Amazing joke, I lol'd, fantastic work sir
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