I can see the appeal, but I offer: 1. thickly cut doorstops of wholegrain crusty bread 2. apply very mature crunchy cheddar 3. cut banana, not mushed, is lay

I can see the appeal, but I offer: 1. thickly cut doorstops of wholegrain crusty bread 2. apply very mature crunchy cheddar 3. cut banana, not mushed, is layered on top 4. a blanket of either ready-salted or salt and vinegar crips 5. and the killer blow, on the opposing slice of bread, thickly, oh so thickly spread marmite.