I just scrolled a little further in the DDG results to see a hit on Amazon. After my unexpected laughter, I had to click. The first 2 hits align with my prior

I just scrolled a little further in the DDG results to see a hit on Amazon. After my unexpected laughter, I had to click. The first 2 hits align with my prior misunderstanding - cue more laughter. One is a t-shirt with a graphic of a very hairy chest/abdomen, the other has the likeness of Chewbacca with "Messy hair / don't care". No need for anyone else to see for yourselves; saved you a click.