Well you see, war rape is actually not a women's rights issue. After all, women aren't raped because they're women, they're raped because they're women from the

Well you see, war rape is actually not a women's rights issue. After all, women aren't raped because they're women, they're raped because they're women from the opposing side. It's completely different! (Before anyone takes it seriously: this is a parody of how stupid the parent sounds.)