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And yet... >One day you’ll find yourself wearing shorts. Fair enough, it’s probably hot out. One day you’ll also find yourself wearing a t-shirt. Again, fair e

by todfox 3y ago

And yet... >One day you’ll find yourself wearing shorts. Fair enough, it’s probably hot out. One day you’ll also find yourself wearing a t-shirt. Again, fair enough. Unless you’re playing a sport, however, you will not be wearing the two together because you’re also no longer a ten-year-old boy. Fucking boomer hypocrite. btw I am wearing shorts as I type this.

moduspol 3y ago
> btw I am wearing shorts as I type this. Fair enough, it's probably hot out.
wink 3y ago
The problem is that I can't tell if people who say/write this would unironically wear long-sleeve button-down shirts to shorts or if that thought would make their head explode.