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>One day you’ll find yourself watching fireworks. Don’t be a cynic—fireworks can be enjoyed at any age. Oh, you don't want me to be a cynic? Weird, because thi

>One day you’ll find yourself watching fireworks. Don’t be a cynic—fireworks can be enjoyed at any age. Oh, you don't want me to be a cynic? Weird, because this is the most cynical GQ piece of trash I've read in recent memory.

todfox 3y ago
And yet... >One day you’ll find yourself wearing shorts. Fair enough, it’s probably hot out. One day you’ll also find yourself wearing a t-shirt. Again, fair enough. Unless you’re playing a sport, however, you will not be wearing the two together because you’re also no longer a ten-year-old boy. Fucking boomer hypocrite. btw I am wearing shorts as I type this.
- moduspol 3y ago
  > btw I am wearing shorts as I type this. Fair enough, it's probably hot out.
- wink 3y ago
  The problem is that I can't tell if people who say/write this would unironically wear long-sleeve button-down shirts to shorts or if that thought would make their head explode.