I absolutely loved the humorous tone! I reckon some integration with social networks could be a good way for you to gain some leverage. People would be able to

I absolutely loved the humorous tone! I reckon some integration with social networks could be a good way for you to gain some leverage. People would be able to tag the friends they'd like to bang and see who would bang them back. I think curiosity would send some traffic your way, especially because there's a natural virality to your app if you approach it that way. The best of luck, and please keep us updated on how things develop!