This seems fun, but certainly unnecessary. All of those questions could be answered in seconds using a warehouse tool like Looker or Metabase or https://github.

This seems fun, but certainly unnecessary. All of those questions could be answered in seconds using a warehouse tool like Looker or Metabase or https://github.com/totalhack/zillion https://github.com/totalhack/zillion (disclaimer: I'm the author and this is alpha-level stuff, though I use it regularly).