My dad tells the story of how he went to a shop to pick up some wine when they were being economical, and was in the "value" section. A wino of the classic type

My dad tells the story of how he went to a shop to pick up some wine when they were being economical, and was in the "value" section. A wino of the classic type approached and pointed out the (I believe it was) Franzia. "That's the good stuff," he said, then added confidentially: "...doesn't give you the shakes." My dad bought the box and many more over the years. Never got the shakes. Quality is relative!