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Did anyone else see the FTX fortune cookies? https://mobile.twitter.com/klenwell/status/1592178164675252226 https://mobile.twitter.com/klenwell/status/15921781

• wgd 4y ago
  I remember getting those once a couple of months ago. It was so indescribably disappointing. I had never heard of FTX before that because I don't care about crypto-BS, but I feel like everything happening to FTX lately is a suitable punishment for inflicting those on the world and so I'm just sitting here with the metaphorical popcorn.
  • wl 4y ago
    Sadly, OpenFortune still exists and will happily insert some other company's ad into your fortune cookie.
• mzs 4y ago
  I really disliked those. I had this fun routine where I would let my dogs pick a fortune cookie and then read the fortune to him or her before giving the cookie to the dog as a treat. One time Sky got, "you will live a long life and eat many cookies." I about cried. These, blegh took all the fun out of it and I just stopped getting Chinese take-out.