Is that the best unsubstantiated diss you can come up with? Here are four better sounding and equally valid ones. node.js killed my dog. CoffeeScript gives you

Is that the best unsubstantiated diss you can come up with? Here are four better sounding and equally valid ones. node.js killed my dog. CoffeeScript gives you diarrhea. a time-traveling Scala user killed JFK. using Erlang is an unforgivable sin.