I see you're looking to apply to our technical position. You will be happy to find we have excluded salary from this posting to assure your heart is really in i

I see you're looking to apply to our technical position. You will be happy to find we have excluded salary from this posting to assure your heart is really in it for the career and development! We see you have a resume to attach, please copy and paste every field into a separate box, and make sure to give us the phone number of the manager you had in 2003 and also the day you started. Excellent, now we will ghost you or if we are interested we may put you through 6 rounds of hiring interviews where you can explain to non-SME's why you deserve the opportunity to work here. Great, now complete 34 modules on sensitivity, espionage, theft, and how to operate doorknobs.