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Epic Groupon poem, especially for those who do not understand why this is price action is happening! http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2011/10/30/groupoem/ http
by umarmung 15y ago
Epic Groupon poem, especially for those who do not understand why this is price action is happening!
http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2011/10/30/groupoem/ http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2011/10/30/groupoem/
Here are the first three verses as a teaser:
Gather round, dear investors, and hear all about
The worst IPO that has ever come out
It's hitting this week if the stars align right
But only the foolish would look for a bite
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For Groupon is now past the peak of its glory
Its promising start a well-known story
Of youthful intensity, vision and zeal
Of crafting the perfect consumer-led deal
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City by city, Groupon grew like a weed
Positioned as marketing for the small biz in need
Coupons for shoes and coupons for socks
Offers for Lasik and half-off on Crocs