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Get him a girlfriend.

• EddieDante 4y ago
  What is OP supposed to do, take this guy down to the Girlfriend Store and have him pick one he likes off the rack? You know women don't actually work like that, right?
  • dragonsky67 4y ago
    You do know that there are places where you can rent them by the hour don't you?
    • EddieDante 4y ago
      Yes, I do. My father dragged me to one when I was 16 because he thought it was time I "became a man". I spent half an hour Holden Caulfielding the poor woman instead.