I tried offering prizes, paying $50 to a name-choosing service, asking everyone I could, spending many hours myself. All results sucked. For my latest startup

I tried offering prizes, paying $50 to a name-choosing service, asking everyone I could, spending many hours myself. All results sucked. For my latest startup I spent just a few minutes on it will resist all urges spend more. I'm not allowing myself to get pulled into that time-sink black hole again. Want it to be easy? Simple. Have $2000 to $10000 to blow on some squatter scum. Or just choose an uncommon topic area. Probably both are unreasonable for most of us.