This is hilarious and accurate, at least fron my impression, though thankfully not experience, of talking with people who worked with a COBOL codebase at a larg

This is hilarious and accurate, at least fron my impression, though thankfully not experience, of talking with people who worked with a COBOL codebase at a large insurance company. At that company, they said 10 years ago that they'd replace the COBOL in 10 years, and they are still a decade away from replacing it.