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Well, I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude from Lemönade Ständ Universität, which is a very prestigious institution in Luxemburg, when I was 6.
by hedberg10 5y ago
Well, I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude from Lemönade Ständ Universität, which is a very prestigious institution in Luxemburg, when I was 6.
- smoyer 5y agoWhoa ... I can tell it's prestigious because it has three accented letters in its name!
- Cthulhu_ 5y agoI'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
- jvilleBrat 5y agoI once single-handedly beat an entire US armed force at an arm-wrestling tournament.