I was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime.. .. but

I was going to link the appropriate XKCD where organised attackers are panicing as they realise they're dealing with a sysadmin muttering about uptime.. .. but of course XKCD is down too. e: https://xkcd.com/705/ https://xkcd.com/705/