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This is parody, tho I had to double check.
by kohtatsu 6y ago
This is parody, tho I had to double check.
- jmnicolas 6y agoYeah they would have named it something innocuous like AlwaysSafe.
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- panpanna 6y agoDude, are you in marketing? You should be. ---- New functions in Android 13: AlwaysSafe: by always having the mic on, Google can detect when you are being mugged and contact the authorities. CleaySky: GPS is now always active to provide a better user experience. Family accounts also share their location with each other in real-time! FastBrowse: we use Google servers to compress all your browsing traffic (this includes 3rd party browsers) to minimize data usage and reduce latencies. BigMac: All devices will now use randomized MAC addresses for wifi and Bluetooth to improve privacy. (For the technical reasons this function will only work if you are a Nest costumer or have a Google Home device). ---- (This is a joke people. Although, Google being Google, I can picture this happening)
- msla 6y agoRight: It's impossible to imagine Huawei being allowed to open-source anything.