I switched to the Dvorak keyboard layout sometime in the early 00s. I've never owned a keyboard that was actually physically labelled for Dvorak, so I _cannot_

I switched to the Dvorak keyboard layout sometime in the early 00s. I've never owned a keyboard that was actually physically labelled for Dvorak, so I _cannot_ type if I can see my fingers. The lies printed on the keycaps throw me off every time. :)