Dishwashers that allow you to purchase a special, DRM'd version of dishware that will only clean in Apple(tm) dishwashers using Apple(tm) detergent. Cameras th

Dishwashers that allow you to purchase a special, DRM'd version of dishware that will only clean in Apple(tm) dishwashers using Apple(tm) detergent. Cameras that require you to download, install, update, and maintain iTunes before they'll give up their precious cargo of pictures of you doing tequila shots off your girlfriend's...oh wait, you're an Apple geek, nevermind. Slate-gray $4 Apple trashbags that don't resize except when you grab them in the bottom right corner and pull diagonally, and which are equipped with random LEDs to let you know the bag's status. Yay. Gorgeously designed hybrid induction stoves that can cook anything -- but only if you get your power through Acme Power co, or root the damn thing, voiding your warranty. And the list goes on.