I was going back and forth about whether to post this; we're clearly experiencing some sort of partial outage, New Relic Synthetics shows everything offline (ex

I was going back and forth about whether to post this; we're clearly experiencing some sort of partial outage, New Relic Synthetics shows everything offline (except for Sydney for whatever reason), but the actual webserver logs indicate healthy traffic and the sites load when I visit it. "Cloudflare is observing" is pretty opaque.